A biography for Brandi Glanvillehasn’t been written yet.
“So I did 'Celebrity Big Brother' and while I was locked in a house with crazy people I came out and Denise had actually gone to my agency and got with my agent. And my agent told me, hes like, 'Yeah, I have Denise Richards. That's so exciting, right?' I go, 'So basically you hired my competition. That's amazing.'”
“Growing up, we never really had money. If I wanted to get something, I had to go out and get a job.”
“I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.”
“I think my passion is skincare because I've had so many different skin problems that I'm just fascinated by it. I find myself always reading about it.”
“When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.”
“I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.”
“I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.”
“I love beautiful people.”
“I don't want to be on TV forever.”
“My friends all know this: I'm an open book.”
“I'm always in trouble.”
“Unfortunately, my age on Tinder says 28, and we all know I'm not that, but I don't know how to change it! So, every time I match with someone, I have to say, 'You know I'm 46, right?'”
“I think the most important thing that you can do when you're newly separated, or just out of a relationship, is put your foot back in the water. Don't be afriad. Get out there. Life is too short!”
“I'm supposed to eat shit with a fork and a knife and say thank you when I'm done swallowing this crap?”
“Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.”
“Truth is, I'm stronger on my own.”
“If anyone said anything sideways about my children, I would literally be in jail like, just straight up.”
“Just being a model and having been shipped off to Paris at 17, I wish my mom could have been at some of those photo shoots because there are some creepy people out there.”
“I think anyone can do a book if they want to, it's just timing- wise.”
“Sometimes on-camera friends don't translate into your real life, but not for me.”