A biography for Brandi Glanvillehasn’t been written yet.
“I had stopped doing anything for myself. I no longer felt like an individual because for thirteen years, I was one-half of a “we.”
“I maybe trust too much.”
“I had a couple years of depression. I started drinking too much. I had to up my antidepressants. I cried all day, every day, and I lost weight. But I had to take care of two kids. It wasn't about me anymore.”
“It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.”
“There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.”
“Everyone wants to know why my top lip doesn't move... I had laser hair removal on my upper lip, oh gosh, 2009, maybe 2008, and I got a third-degree burn. And my face on the right side doesn't move the way my face on the left side moves. So, that is why.”
“I love makeup; I love fashion.”
“I'm really hygienic.”
“You know, I've done so much of my life in front of cameras... I wanted to show a different side of me. And I put it all out there anyway, so why not put my love life out there?”
“...if you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let “binging” be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, FUCKING PANIC.”
“I know what having kids is like, and my kids are lovely, conscientious, and amazing.”
“I want to look feminine, powerful, sexy and bold.”
“In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.”
“Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person and when I was on the show I did a lot of her dirty work for her.”
“I'm not a lesbian and I'm not straight.”