Brandi Glanville

“I have been so cooperative with Eddie and LeAnn for the sake of my children. I even went and signed and notarized a document saying they could take my kids out of the country to Mexico on vacation. I wouldn't want to deprive them of such a great opportunity.”

“The most surprising thing about breaking up is that you already know how to do it. Everything you need to know, you learned in kindergarten. Yours should always be better than his (especially when it comes to lawyers).”

“I'm obsessed with skincare, so I'm trying to get my esthetician's license.”

“Yes, I am very outspoken on Twitter.”

“Sure, occasionally a certain sappy song or romantic movie would come on, and you’d wonder what he or she was up to, but there was no way to know. Of course, you could always pick up the phone (and more recently, text or e-mail), but that would require that person’s knowing you were thinking of him or her. Where’s the fun in that? You never want them to know you’re thinking of them, so you refrain. Before long the memories start to fade. One day, you realize you can’t quite remember how she smelled or the exact color of his eyes. Eventually, without ever knowing it, you just forget that person altogether. You replace old memories with new ones, and life goes on. It was the clean break you needed to move forward.”

“I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.”

“Unfortunately, I've been burned a lot. So I have my guard up.”

“Unfortunately we were living beyond our means. I didn't do the bills, I didn't have any idea what our financial situation was. We had the cars, the boat, the motorcycles and the houses. I didn't even know. And then when we got a divorce there wasn't a lot of money to split up and what there was, was spent on the divorce. It was really difficult.”

“And finally, always remember that the other person started it.”

“All my black friends can't swim. Is that bad?”

“As with any mother, all I wish is for my boys to have the peaceful family life they deserve.”

“I published my first book, 'Drinking & Tweeting,' when I first started 'Housewives' and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.”

“The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.”

“I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.”

“It's not a hard job to be yourself.”

“The moral of the story couldn’t be clearer: you already know if your partner is fucking around behind your back, you just need to decide if you’re done being a doormat. You need to wake up one morning and decide that those rose-colored glasses are so last fucking season.”

“I wanted to create clothing that I would wear - that I truly want to wear - but which would also fit my active lifestyle.”

“Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.”

“I'd rather grow alone with my girlfriends than with someone I'm not in love with.”

“I've definitely over-filled and I've definitely had some bad Botox where your eyes drop but, y'know, there's no shame in my game.”