Brandi Glanville

“I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.”

“Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.”

“I've met some great men, I've met a lot of not-so-great ones.”

“Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children.”

“If you're rude to waiters or waitstaff, I cannot handle that. I really think that shows your true personality.”

“It’s actually quite the contrary. It’s time to freak the fuck out, and that’s not just acceptable, it’s obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thought you knew with absolute certainty has vanished. Absolute hysteria is just the beginning—you’re about to embark on an entire roller coaster of crazy-ass emotions.”

“I'm happy to take care of my family.”

“I hate it when other people think they're better than you because they know your name because they can Google you.”

“I need to be able to save some money, so I can buy a house.”

“All I care about are my children and that they are brought up properly and that they don't try to play their dad and mom against each other because they know we don't get along.”

“I'm a jokester.”

“Everything I do is for my children.”

“It's not fun to watch someone that you used to love kind of go down.”

“I am a Scorpio so I am a little bit crazy.”

“But I try to say things that are the truth, and I don't hold back, and sometimes it does get me into trouble.”

“No matter how old you are, there’s no cozier feeling than to have your mom take care of you.”

“But I don't hold grudges.”

“I want people to not be embarrassed going through breakups and divorces, to know what to do before they get involved in a relationship.”

“I thought I was dead inside.”

“I'm eating better and I'm drinking less. I'm not freaking out about social media and I'm exercising more. I'm just happy.”