“It’s actually quite the contrary. It’s time to freak the fuck out, and that’s not just acceptable, it’s obligatory. The rug has just been pulled out from beneath your feet, and everything you thought you knew with absolute certainty has vanished. Absolute hysteria is just the beginning—you’re about to embark on an entire roller coaster of crazy-ass emotions.”

American television personality and former model

Brandi Glanville is an American television personality and former model. She is best known for appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and on seasons two and five of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Her public profile comes from reality television, where she became a familiar figure to viewers of the Housewives franchise. She is associated with entertainment-focused television rather than a single defining role, and her known appearances span several years, including the 2022 to 2024 run of Ultimate Girls Trip.