A biography for Ron Whitehasn’t been written yet.
“I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.”
“My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.”
“My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.”
“Comedy is all about the pause.”
“I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.”
“I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.”
“You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.”
“I write all of my material. It's all me.”
“I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.”
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
“I don't think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.”
“All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.”
“My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.”
“People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.”
“My show is more storytelling now than it's ever been. It's what I'm good at.”
“If I'm in a town for very long, usually I'll work out in the comedy club just to keep my chops or work out the beats on new stuff.”
“But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.”
“We always go out looking for live music after our shows.”
“A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That's just like heaven to me. I'm a simple man.”
“I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it.”