A biography for Lois Greimanhasn’t been written yet.
“Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.”
“When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.”
“Sometimes stupid is crime enough.”
“The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.”
“I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.”
“Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.”
“Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.”
“It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.”
“It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.”
“There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.”
“A person without regrets is called a corpse.”
“Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.”
“In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.”
“When blondes have more fun, do they know it?”
“She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'.”
“Expect stupid. It's everywhere.”
“Love is like skydiving without a parachute.”
“Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.”
“He's just a flash in the pants.”
“In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose.”