Carrot Top

“So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.”

“Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.”

“I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.”

“I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.”

“I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.”

“I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.”

“I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.”