A biography for Carrot Tophasn’t been written yet.
“The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.”
“Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.”
“I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.”
“Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.”
“People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.”
“When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.”
“I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.”
“On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.”
“I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.”
“It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.”
“I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.”
“I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.”
“It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.”
“I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.”
“My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.”
“I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'”
“I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.”
“I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.”
“People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'”
“I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.”