A biography for Vermin Supremehasn’t been written yet.
“Well, mutual aid is a very critical and important thing. For a while, I was saying libertarians have no souls, but I promised them I wouldn't if they hammered home the importance of mutual aid.”
“My wife knows me as Vermin. My mother knows me as Vermin. For all intent and purposes, that's my name.”
“One of the things I like about what it is that I do... is that people can have a little bit of pretend.”
“I have been developing a set of iconographies, and the free ponies are indeed one of the more successful ones. The free ponies are used in a pejorative manner towards politicians and others that are promising free stuff.”
“I would love to see everybody get a pony, don't get me wrong.”
“Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay.”
“Adults don't have the opportunity to pretend anymore.”
“I've run as a Democrat, but I was not a Democrat. And when I ran as a Republican, I was not a Republican. I was just utilizing the New Hampshire primary as a vehicle to put forward my satirical critique of the system.”
“I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.”
“We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could.”
“A vote for me is a vote completely thrown away.”
“I am a beacon of hope to a vast number of young people and others who are still disillusioned and disgusted with the system.”
“I was bullied as a child and used humor to rise above it.”
“Free speech is very important.”
“I think I would make a much better president than Ted Cruz, and with a little luck maybe I'll get more votes, but I'm not counting on it.”
“The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are.”
“As a rule, I feel more comfortable on the Republican slate.”
“Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum.”
“Once every American has a pony then I can - by fiat, executive order or something like that - dismantle the federal government with a snap of my magic fingers.”
“I've been truly blessed with an amazing audience and fan and support base.”