A biography for Vermin Supremehasn’t been written yet.
“My answer to the climate crisis is, has, and always will be weather domes!”
“It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.”
“A country's future depends on its ability to bite back.”
“I'm the only candidate that will fund time-travel research.”
“I have never intentionally been out to alienate anybody.”
“The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!”
“All club owners are vermin. So I was Vermin Supreme with my Fabulous Galaxy Lounge.”
“Money should be for ponies, not for war, I think.”
“Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough.”
“I've always maintained that if I didn't have the boot and was talking serious things on the street corner, it would be very easy to ignore me.”
“When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've gotten older, and I'm more gray and more lines on my face, it has given me a lot more gravitas.”
“When you create Hope in people, you create expectations. When you do not fulfill those expectations, when the change becomes more of the same old, same old, the Hope that was created can only turn to anger, frustration and bitter disappointment.”
“In a scholarly manner I have made it a habit to collect different crowd-control manuals, and I read them to the police sort of reminding them of basic tenants of crowd control, such as minimum use of force to effect an arrest. I tell... the police that they may have been put in a dangerous situation by their superiors.”
“The militarization of the police is obviously not a secret. And the militarization of the force is to circumvent Posse Comitatus.”
“My personal view of the anarch-capitalists is that it's an oxymoron.”
“I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention.”
“Strong teeth for a strong America.”
“Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes.”
“The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will.”
“My neighbors know who I am and what I do, but they like me for who I am.”