Tom Wilson

“I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.”

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”

“We are set to make very bad history.”

“About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.”

“Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!”

“Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.”

“What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.”

“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”

“I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.”

“If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.”

“If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.”

“A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!”

“If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.”

“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.”

“There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.”

“Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.”

“The waist is a terrible thing to mind.”

“These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.”