Mondays Quotes

“Obviously we make a living out of the Happy Mondays. We've been 30-odd years in the industry and couldn't really go out and get a normal job.”

“Being in Happy Mondays has been like a long marriage with highs and lows. We've known each other since high school and are great friends, though there have been severe fallings out.”

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”

“I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.”

“I try to do something every day. I lift weights at least three to four days per week, and I'll intersperse that with cardio. For example, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'll run and do heavy lifting, and on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I'll spend two hours lifting weights, as well as something like swimming.”

“Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.”

“I live for Sundays. I live for Mondays. I live for Thursdays.”

“One of the first things that I tried doing in terms of taking action on a personal level was trying this campaign called meatless Mondays' so one day a week I would try to adopt a plant-based diet.”

“The Shaun Ryder in the Happy Mondays isn't the real Shaun Ryder. It's a caricature. Always has been.”

“When the Happy Mondays first got famous, I just thought, 'I deserve this, I deserve to sell records.'”

“I love the preparation, the excitement of game day, the nervousness of game day. But I enjoy the day-to-day stuff. Game day is a great day but I enjoy Mondays and Tuesdays, watching yourself on film, watching the next opponent, getting the game plan.”

“So. Monday. We meet again.We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”

“The Mondays are not going to last for ever and I can't live that lifestyle for ever.”

“I played football for a United XI against Newcastle recently, and then did a show with the Mondays the weekend after. Man, my legs! My groin! I really struggled through that gig. I'm not as young as I used to be.”

“Jobseeker's Allowance was on me case trying to get me to do some warehouse work. Shifting boxes of beans or something, so I thought 'I'd better do the Mondays thing instead.'”

“My mam collects everything to do with everything we've ever done. I don't remember us doing Happy Mondays underpants but my old girl reckons she's got a pair.”

“I do Thai boxing Mondays, jujitsu Tuesdays and Thursdays, and Wednesdays I do boxing with Mark - he was a world champion at one point. I absolutely love it. I actually have a punching bag outside in my garden. I'm obsessed with working out. I eat like a pig, so it kind of makes up for that.”

“If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred.”

“There are no miracles on Mondays.”

“When the Happy Mondays started I was like the dad of the band.”