A biography for Sarah Millicanhasn’t been written yet.
“There are few things I like more than to see old people twinkling. A shopping centre I frequent has Tea Dance Tuesdays and I regularly pop by to see the over- 60s twirling about to a live band.”
“A lot of people think that being skinny is the happy ending, and it's not. Being happy is the happy ending.”
“There's so much to see and do in Austrailia, but a lot of it is outside so I've ben immersing myself in their telly.”
“There are no secrets. Everything gets mined for comedy.”
“And you can be in real danger of judging people based on their reactions to what you love. If I recommend 'Modern Family' to someone and they return saying it wasn't for them, I finish their sentence with 'cos I hate brilliantly written and hilarious sitcoms.'”
“I might look like somebody who lives next door but I've a dark, twisted sense of humour.”
“As I ran out of grandparents at the age of 16, the only time I ever see old folk is when I'm over-taking them on a motorway, they're in my audience laughing at filth, or in any park.”
“In our family, when you have a part-time job you are then responsible for non-essential clothing. Glittery tops, skirts with tassels, clompy patent leather shoes that are the sensible girl's version of stilettos.”
“I'm very protective of my material. And you have to be, because it's very easy for people just to steal jokes.”
“I was obsessed with films as a kid and so recorded as many as I could. I spent all my pocket money and any money earned by doing extra chores on blank videos for my burgeoning cinema.”