A biography for Larry Davidhasn’t been written yet.
“I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.”
“I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'”
“I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.”
“Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.”
“I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.”
“I just feed off the energy of the audience.”
“תן לי להגיד לך משהו, אני שונא את עצמי, אך אין לזה שום קשר לעובדה שאני יהודי." ~ מתוך "תרגיע”
“אם יש דבר אחד אצל היטלר אותו אני מעריך, זו העובדה שהוא לעולם לא נתן לקוסמים לבלבל לו את השכל.”
“אם כל הסטודנטים באמריקה היו נוהגים כפי שאני נהגתי עת לימודי בקולג', עדיין היינו בווייטנאם.”
“I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.”
“Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.”
“I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'”
“Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.”
“I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.”
“Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.”
“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
“Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!”
“There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.”
“When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.”
“If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?”