A biography for Larry Davidhasn’t been written yet.
“I don't like people cleaning my room.”
“Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.”
“I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.”
“If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.”
“You know, I'm really not that bright.”
“Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.”
“I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore.”
“Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!”
“Golf and dating don't mix.”
“It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.”
“I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.”
“I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.”
“Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.”
“Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.”
“There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.”
“There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!”
“I'm still driving a Prius, yeah.”
“I can't stand reading anything that I've said.”
“Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.”
“Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.”