A biography for Kathy Griffinhasn’t been written yet.
“I have a no-apology policy.”
“It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.”
“The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.”
“I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.”
“Have I gone too far?”
“I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.”
“I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.”
“To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.”
“Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.”
“The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.”