A biography for Jeff Foxworthyhasn’t been written yet.
“You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”
“When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'”
“I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
“I love comedy. God has given me this platform.”
“My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.”
“I really don't require a whole lot in life.”
“I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.”
“My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.”
“Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.”
“I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.”
“I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.”
“If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.”
“Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.”
“Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?”
“There's no down time any more.”
“People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.”