A biography for Eoin Colferhasn’t been written yet.
“Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler.“Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.”Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.”“Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you’re wearing that smug smile of yours.”
“No one's ever really ready for a troll.”
“Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”
“You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied.”
“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell."I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.”
“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”
“Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.”
“The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're going to go and find something else.”
“Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.”
“Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.”
“Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”
“She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.-Artemis Fowl”
“In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.”
“They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.”
“this was business.”
“Who or what inspires you?""I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.”
“Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.”
“No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”
“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”