A biography for Crystal Woodshasn’t been written yet.
“I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can.”
“Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.”
“When inside of her, he’s beside himself.”
“Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.”
“Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not.”
“People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.”
“I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time.”
“I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.”
“I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it’s the only reality I choose to accept.”
“My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why.”
“She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened.”
“Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.”
“At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn’t.”
“Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.”
“I had a dream that Mark Wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from Solo cups. I remember being confused as to why they lived in a regular neighborhood, or why it didn't seem to make anyone awkward that I had Marky's Calvin ads up in the living room.”
“Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.”
“Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.”
“You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball.”
“The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.”
“Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.”