Crystal Woods

“I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.”

“Don't cry about it. Write about it.”

“I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.”

“Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.”

“I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.”

“I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.”

“And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.”

“I love you madly, forever.”

“Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.”

“(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead.”

“I'm not your blue-eyed Czech,I'm just a brown-eyed girl, A little mix of rock your world,And now you'll never be the same. You grabbed me by the hand,I grabbed you by the neck. I changed the game, and your convictions.So is it criminal to steal a heart or two?I keep them on the shelf, Like only hunters do. I like it hardI like you highI love your mouthWhen it's on mine.I wanna hear you make that sound, Cause it's the greatest thing around. Take it off now,Take from here.Watch your head spin When I come near,And you will lose every time,Cause I won't stop until your mine.And they say who the hell is she?They either love me or they hate me. But still they never look away,This vixen's gonna give you everything.”

“I’m passing the bar Where you first got in my car I’m not ashamed to admit That it’s you I won’t forget I saved your cigarettes andBad habits I regret But the hours flew by like cloudsWhenever I had you around Parachute loverTake me awayFrom the plane that went crashing And the earth that’s in flamesSaving you is saving me High above the redwood treesBut down below I see shadows And parachute debris We're drifting like children Along for the rideEach time we find love Another parachute arrivesOur madness will burn As bright as the sunAnd I’ll keep finding lovers But you were the one”

“At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow.”

“Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.”

“He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.”

“The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.”

“I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.”

“You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.”

“The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.”

“She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.”