A biography for Bill Wattersonhasn’t been written yet.
“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.”
“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”
“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”
“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”
“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
“At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.”
“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”
“Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.”
“Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes”
“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”
“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”
“Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!”
“Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.”
“From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.”