Bill Watterson

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”

“Genius is never understood in its own time.”

“Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?”

“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.”

“Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom”

“HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.”

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”

“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!”

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.”

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”