A biography for Bert Kreischerhasn’t been written yet.
“Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you will be undeniable.”
“Here's the weird thing about me. I was never one to tell you stories about me. I was always the guy who others told stories about. I was like that up until I was 35 years old. And then I started telling stories about me onstage.”