“What is fascinating is that it is physical. You know, that's one thing about intellectuals, they've proved that you can be absolute brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand, the body doesn't lie, as we now know. Nono, it'll be great, because all of those ph.Ds are in there, like, discussing modes of alienation, and we'll be in here quietly humping.”

American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian

Woody Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian whose career has stretched across more than seven decades. He is best known for his work in film, television, and theater, especially as a screenwriter. As a writer for the screen, Allen holds the record for the most Academy Award wins and nominations in the Best Original Screenplay category, with 3 wins and 16 nominations. He has also won four Academy Awards in total, along with multiple BAFTA Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and a Grammy Award. His honors include an Honorary Golden Lion, the BAFTA Fellowship, an Honorary Palme d'Or, and the Cecil B. DeMille Award.