“I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.”

American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian

Woody Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian whose career has stretched across more than seven decades. He is best known for his work in film, television, and theater, especially as a screenwriter. As a writer for the screen, Allen holds the record for the most Academy Award wins and nominations in the Best Original Screenplay category, with 3 wins and 16 nominations. He has also won four Academy Awards in total, along with multiple BAFTA Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and a Grammy Award. His honors include an Honorary Golden Lion, the BAFTA Fellowship, an Honorary Palme d'Or, and the Cecil B. DeMille Award.