“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian

Woody Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian whose career has stretched across more than seven decades. He is best known for his work in film, television, and theater, especially as a screenwriter. As a writer for the screen, Allen holds the record for the most Academy Award wins and nominations in the Best Original Screenplay category, with 3 wins and 16 nominations. He has also won four Academy Awards in total, along with multiple BAFTA Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and a Grammy Award. His honors include an Honorary Golden Lion, the BAFTA Fellowship, an Honorary Palme d'Or, and the Cecil B. DeMille Award.