“Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.”

Will Rogers (1879–1935) was an American humorist, social commentator, and actor known for his witty observations on politics and everyday life. He gained national fame through newspaper columns, radio broadcasts, and films, often using humor to critique social issues. Rogers remains a popular source of memorable quotes that blend humor with insight.