“So I figured I'd leave the area, because I had no ties there anyway except for this girl I was seeing. We had conflicting attitudes: I really wasn't into meditating and she wasn't really into being alive. I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate has an expiration date.”

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About Steven Wright

Steven Wright is an American comedian and writer known for his deadpan humor and offbeat observations. His sharp, understated delivery has made him a distinctive voice in stand-up comedy, celebrated for his ability to find wit in the mundane.

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