“I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'”

Steven Wright is an American comedian and writer known for his deadpan humor and offbeat observations. His sharp, understated delivery has made him a distinctive voice in stand-up comedy, celebrated for his ability to find wit in the mundane.