“Phillip Schofield has always been my primary crush. Sure, I danced in front of the telly when Shakin' Stevens was on Top of the Pops, but that was because my rudimentary grasp of how telly works made this five-year-old think she could be seen by him. So that was less love, more showing off.”

English comedian

Sarah Millican is an English comedian. Born Sarah Jane Millican, she came to prominence in British stand-up and was born in 1975. She has 90 quotes on the site. Millican won Best Newcomer at the 2008 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, and later earned two Chortle Awards, a British Comedy Award, and two BAFTA nominations. In 2013, Woman's Hour named her among the 100 most powerful women in the United Kingdom. Her first book, How to Be Champion, was published in 2017, and that same year she married fellow comedian Gary Delaney.