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About Rita Rudner
American stand-up comedian and actress
Rita Rudner is an American stand-up comedian and actress. She began her career on Broadway, then moved into stand-up comedy after noticing how few women were working in that field in New York City. She has performed for more than three decades. Rudner became known through HBO specials and repeated appearances on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Those appearances helped establish her as part of the comedy boom of the 1980s, when a new generation of American comics came into wider view.
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Books by Rita Rudner
I still have it-- I just can't remember where I put it
2008