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About Pete Holmes
American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, and podcaster
Pete Holmes is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer, and podcaster. He has built a career across comedy and entertainment, moving between live performance, screen work, and audio projects. He is best known for his stand-up comedy and for his work in television, film, and podcasting. His work reflects a broad comic range, with material and appearances that draw on observational humor and everyday experience.
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- “I disagree with the idea that everything happens for a reason.”Pete Holmes
- “When I grew up, my model of God was like a lifeguard: I knew He loved me, but He blew his whistle a lot.”Pete Holmes
- “I think my mom recognized that I liked people to be happy. I like people to get along. And I like to be a pea…”Pete Holmes
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- “When wealth goes only happiness goes, when health goes even the hope goes.”Amit Kalantri
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- “It takes me some time to get into what I am doing - since I am not a trained actor, I don't have that skill.…”Dimple Kapadia