“One of my sons has a tattoo on his ankle that was meant to be Africa but looks like Australia, one of my sons mumbles, and one of my sons is a gay man. I'll be honest, there's been loads of nights when me and my wife have sat up and worried and worried and worried, 'What are we going to do if he doesn't stop mumbling?'”

English comedian, presenter, actor, and former semi-professional footballer

John Bishop is an English comedian, presenter, actor, and former semi-professional footballer. He first appeared on television in 2007 and has since become known for comedy, hosting, acting, and charity work. He was a regular panelist on The Panel, appeared in Skins and Route Irish, and went on to front his own programmes, including John Bishop's Britain, John Bishop's Only Joking, and two versions of The John Bishop Show. From 2021 to 2022, he played Dan Lewis in Doctor Who. He also hosted a Sunday radio slot in Liverpool and raised £4.2 million for Sport Relief 2012.