“I said, "Is there!" I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?”

American comedian and writer, 1933–2014, known for her razor-sharp wit and fearless self-deprecation. She carved a niche in stand-up comedy with her unflinching honesty and sharp observations on life, culture, and the absurdities of fame. Her writing—including memoirs and essays—extended her voice beyond the stage, blending humor with keen social commentary.