“Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”

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The line jokes that Thanksgiving creates awkward romantic conditions because the bed is full of coats. It turns an ordinary holiday detail into a crude punchline about why intimacy is unlikely. The humor comes from the blunt phrasing and the unexpected explanation.

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Originally said in English.

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About George Carlin

American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor and author

George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, satirist, social critic, actor, and author. He became known for his sharp, wide-ranging stage work and for the way he folded dark humor into commentary on public life. His routines often focused on contemporary politics, the English language, psychology, and religion. He built a long career around challenging ordinary assumptions and turning everyday speech and social habits into material for critique.

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