“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”

American comedian and social critic of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, Carlin is best known for his sharp, satirical observations on language, culture, and societal norms. His work often exposed contradictions in American life through humor, earning him both acclaim and controversy.