“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

American comedian and social critic of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, Carlin is best known for his sharp, satirical observations on language, culture, and societal norms. His work often exposed contradictions in American life through humor, earning him both acclaim and controversy.