“[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

American comedian and social critic of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, Carlin is best known for his sharp, satirical observations on language, culture, and societal norms. His work often exposed contradictions in American life through humor, earning him both acclaim and controversy.