Trisha Goddard

“I am a smiling depressive.”

“If you go to most third world countries, the older woman dispenses advice to the arguing couple while other members of the family, or even the village, sit around and listen. It is no big deal.”

“I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.”

“I speak to people who have been through so much more.”

“Psychiatrists always say, Oh, we're very professional. I use exercise as my medication.”

“I don't do game shows.”