Tim Robinson

“Saturday mornings, or at night when I'm trying to go to bed, I'll watch Hitchcock mysteries and stuff. I know that's pretty boring, but it feels comfortable. It's called 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents.'”

“I was a cool skateboard fan, who didn't like the system.”

“I do feel like I get anxiety, and anxious to do something new.”

“I come from a Chrysler family.”

“I'm nice!”

“People have a little more patience for a taped piece than they do a live piece.”

“I'm crazy into 'Twilight Zone.' I got through every 'Twilight Zone.' I would watch them at night, and it was my relaxing thing to do.”

“Early skateboard culture had a lot of skulls.”

“I didn't wear a leather jacket, man. I didn't grow up in the '50s.”

“I'm a wild card at typing. That one thing.”

“Well, Mort Crim is always incredible.”

“There are truly, truly millions. I'd probably need a month to list all my mistakes.”

“I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening.”

“When people say the word 'bromance,' it drives me nuts, because guys can't be friends so they call it a 'bromance' as this macho way out of it.”

“It fascinates me that there's this instinct to blame something else when you're embarrassed or caught.”

“I ain't no wild card!”

“We want to reclaim Faygo from the Juggalos.”

“Oh my god, this makes me laugh so much: I once saw this young woman fall in a bar in Chicago, and she got up and she's like, 'These dang Sketcher Shape-ups!'”

“There are many differences between Netflix and Comedy Central.”

“Writing is one thing, but I'm way more insecure and neurotic when it comes to acting.”