Spencer Pratt

“I had a penthouse loft when I was a freshman at USC and the connecting penthouse loft was Ryan Gosling and we used to kick it all the time. He may deny it but I have many witnesses and I'll take a polygraph.”

“What real job... would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I've attached to my name?”

“I'm a skincare freak and I'm super hypersensitive about things being dirty. Like, I'm not down with getting in hotel pools.”

“I always wanted to work for the CIA growing up. I'd be a CIA operative in Hollywood that made movies to manipulate the masses.”

“When you're chasing story lines, it's very challenging. It's hard enough to have a relationship in any case, let alone one where you're trying to make fiction. It's like balancing two different authors.”

“Lady Gaga was this songwriter. We only know her name was Stefani. She was not even Lady Gaga yet, and she wrote a song with RedOne. RedOne gave it to Heidi and they put it out and everything.”

“This isn't a business. That was the big thing I didn't get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, 'Oh, you can have a career in reality' - that is a lie.”

“My worst phase was during 'The Hills.'”

“I'll challenge pretty much anyone to a fight, if that's what is needed to prove my street cred.”

“Paris Hilton created fame for nothing.”

“Heidi has wanted to be a mom since the day I met her.”

“I played soccer and baseball, and that's all. But what if I had been the best at like, ballet? And I didn't even know. I could have been a famous ballet dancer, like the 'Black Swan!'”

“When I know someone's a hater, I like to pair quartz and black tourmaline together, because I've read that Native Americans believe that if you try and send a spell, that combination bounces it back to you.”

“I used to give away all my crystals to strangers, to anyone.”

“It doesn't phase me having a hater in my family.”

“Anybody who wants to promote our brand, negative or positive, give me a call.”

“Every day, I know what most of the crystals do to me. I know that if I'm going to see someone on 'The Hills' I'll have some drama with and I want to have a more loving energy, I'll put on a rose quartz, because I want that intention. But there are certain crystals I pick up and my gums start tingling!”

“We don't value books enough.”

“What I was hated for wouldn't even make it onto a show these days.”

“Citrine is supposed to bring wealth.”