A biography for Spencer Pratthasn’t been written yet.
“Speidi was ahead of the Kardashians a good couple of laps, but I treated it like a sprint, and it was obviously a marathon.”
“What we learned is: You can be too famous.”
“People can bring me down all they want, but try to get on a cover. Try to get in a magazine. Good luck.”
“On sets, when I was a kid... I was like, 'This is cool.' You get to play make-believe as a job and be a millionaire.”
“I'm always thinking, I know what it takes to make a hit show, and I want to be on a hit show.”
“I acknowledge my thirst for celebrity.”
“That's one thing that I feel like I didn't do - try more things.”
“King Tut was buried with tektite. Civilisation has always tuned into stones. It would be stupid to believe that this energy and healing wasn't being felt all across the planet. I mean, our iPhones have quartz in them! They use crystals in fighter jets!”
“I'm trying to have really smart kids.”
“I'm not a reality star - I'm on 'The Hills!'”
“I burned a lot of bridges. You think you're Tom Cruise and you're not. Presidents of networks would be like, 'Come in,' and I would be like, 'Come to me.'”
“They want to play along, but I don't believe that one bit. Beyonce's not gonna be airing out real-life dirty laundry on records, in my opinion.”
“Like I've always said: Heidi's hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I'm not about to be like, 'Don't.'”
“I get a lot of rashes on my face from the wind - that's pretty horrible. Rashes on your face are pretty awful.”
“Gunner loves touching crystals. If I take him into our crystal room, his eyes will go straight for the crystals on the shelves - they'll pop right open. He's definitely convincing me that we're in a holographic universe.”
“The only difference between us and the Kardashians, I've learned, is you're only as famous as the media conglomerate bankrolling you.”
“You can become addicted to taking as many pages of the tabloids out as possible. Maybe it was just a competition I made up in my own head, but I feel like 2007 was about these big names trying to get the most covers, the most pages printed.”
“I feel I have way better style than Macklemore.”
“I went to a very private school where every kid had the best sound system in their car and subwoofers. When I was in high school I had three 12-inch subwoofers.”
“I wanted to be in film or TV, making content, not being on camera. I actually never had that ambition, as crazy as that sounds.”