Noel Edmonds

“No Botox, no facelifts. I've had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that's it. The rest is down to good genes and my unique personal formula for good health.”

“You don't just stop believing in something because it doesn't always work.”

“If people think I am a failure because I am not on telly every day, that is their problem.”

“We tried our damnedest to make it a special entertainment, but I'll admit I'm a contributor to the decline in TV standards.”

“I've seen 'X Factor' but I don't watch it. I don't watch 'Takeaway' either.”

“I've had a fantastic relationship with the British public.”

“The majority of business people are sheeple.”

“I'd quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with great fondness and gratitude but consign it to history.”

“I do a form of meditation every day anyway.”

“Our politicians want to keep us in a negative state because they can easily manipulate us.”

“Death is a word in the dictionary. I don't believe in that word. I think the most appropriate word is 'departure' because we are energy and you can't create or destroy energy, you can only change its form.”

“When I tell people in England my show is going on at midnight, they look at you like you're crazy.”

“I think too many people take life too seriously. I'm having a ball!”

“If you love me I will promise I love you, if you are my mate I will die for you. But if somebody starts giving it me, I will give it back.”

“If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we could work out how many people we've got here. Then you get people out who have committed crimes and you look at others who shouldn't be here. Nobody knows how many people we've got here.”

“Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.'”

“I'm very sensitive to criticism, particularly when it's very, very personal.”

“I have delivered lambs, calves and foals on our farms over the years.”

“I am not living in the past.”

“Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy on a daily basis.”