Noel Edmonds

“There is a theme to my broadcasting career - I've never done anything just for the money.”

“I think cancer - I'm not an expert or a doctor - but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.”

“Contrary to the image of a neurotic man created in some quarters, I feel very much at peace with myself.”

“The biggest problem we have is not Ebola, it's not AIDS, it's electro smog.”

“You don't do everything in life in order to make money.”

“You have to have a big ego in this world to propel yourself in front of the cameras, to sit behind the microphone, to believe that you can entertain millions of people.”

“Too many people take the living experience too seriously.”

“The BBC is a very confident broadcasting organisation and it needs brands like 'Top of the Pops' and 'Top Gear.'”

“We've sussed that we've paid all this money to watch ourselves entertain ourselves. We have more members of the public on TV than on C&A's CCTV.”

“Haven't we all grown up trusting high street banks? Their branches were fixtures, not only in our towns and cities, but in the way our lives ran. Yet it is no exaggeration to say that thousands, possibly millions of us, instead of being helped have found our lives permanently damaged by the toxic U.K. financial system.”

“Water can communicate. It's communicating with us, it's communicating with other water.”

“Believe it or not, I'm actually quite a private person.”

“Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.”

“All you are is energy, remember that.”

“If you want to get things done in life, you don't go into politics. If you want to get things done in life you go into communications. Absolutely certain.”

“I don't really like those houses where someone's put up all their old football trophies and whatever; you know, what are they trying to prove?”

“What's the point of life if we can't be positive, have fun and make the world a better place?”

“I've got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.”

“I know I'm not smarter than a 10-year-old.”

“I'm very straightforward on immigration. The bus is full. We haven't got enough energy, we haven't got enough electricity, we haven't got enough of a health service.”