Mike Lange

“Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!”

“Make me a milkshake, Malkin!”

“Slap me silly, Sidney!”

“(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.”

“(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.”

“Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!”

“She wants to sell my monkey!”

“Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!”

“Michael, Michael, Motorcycle.”

“It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!”

“He's smiling like a butchers dog!”

“He beat him like a rented mule.”

“Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!”

“Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!”

“Scratch my back with a hacksaw!”