Mike Lange

“He's got more moves than Mae West!”

“Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!”

“Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!”

“The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!”

“And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley!”

“Great Balls of fire!”

“Shave my face with a rusty razor!”

“Get that dog off my lawn!”

“Never teach a pig to sing.”

“Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!”

“Give me back my old Cadillac!”

“Hallelujah Hollywood!”

“Book 'em, Danno!”

“How much fried chicken can YOU eat?”

“Look out, Loretta.”

“And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!”

“And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!”

“He smoked him like a bad cigar!”

“Donna needs a doughnut!”

“Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!”