Mike Epps

“I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.”

“I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.”

“Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.”

“We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.”

“The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.”

“I would love to play Magnum P.I.”

“On 'Friday,' I had a big trailer, and we would have a barbecue going and music playing. It was a fun set. There was too much involved for 'The Hangover' to be a fun set. They're trying to get money.”

“Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?”

“Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.”

“I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.”

“You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.”

“To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I've turned down stuff and lost money.”

“I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.”

“I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.”

“I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.”

“Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.”