A biography for Lewis Grizzardhasn’t been written yet.
“I was raised to think women had babies, stayed at home, and men worked. By the time I got ready to do it, I thought I had all the answers. Only somebody had changed the questions.”
“You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'”
“Show business is my life.”
“A little irreverence is always important to being a columnist. I try to do that.”
“The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.”
“Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”