Laura Schlessinger

“There are probably more internet hate sites about me than Charles Manson.”

“I love revenge.”

“One thing I've been happy as peach pie about - because I'm all about the children and the happiness of a woman because that makes the happiness of the home - is that nannies, day cares and babysitters are all collapsing, which is forcing moms and dads to raise their children at home.”

“Everything I say is true.”

“Women view men like houses. They look for fixer-uppers.”

“Research indicates that most women want their man to earn more than they do.”

“I think it was much better when you got on your horse and rode two miles to talk to your neighbor.”

“When men or women make their work their top priority and become hostile to the normal, natural needs of their children and spouse - obviously, something is wrong.”

“If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.”

“Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.”

“There are so many ways to talk with the people who appreciate my help.”

“But the reality is that women today do not think of themselves in the context of helping "their man." Women today have been brainwashed into thinking that efforts in that direction are in the category of oppression, subservience, and catering to frail male egos. It is sad that this is the prevalent point of view, because interdependence is what ultimately feeds both the man and the woman what they truly need to be happy.”

“I want to regain my First Amendment rights.”

“I climb mountains.”

“The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life.”

“Losing a child is probably the singular most horrible thing.”

“I'm not surprised by hardly anything anymore.”

“My life is what a salmon must feel like. They are always going upstream, against the current.”

“I've got a full life.”

“For a long time, I was a career woman and that was it.”